Courier, you fucked up, so fuck me (we'll order pizza later)

My face is all over my son's sperm! How am I supposed to take him to vocational school?

I've seen your dick before, brother. It's fuckable. How do you like my tits?

Fuck, my neighbor showed me her tits - now I can fuck her

Did you fuck my mother? What's wrong with me? My pussy's younger and smaller

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

Blackmailing your stepmother is not good, but otherwise she won't let 🤷‍♂

Haven't you ever touched a breast, either? Then I'll teach you how to fuck

She fucked her boss before she was fired so she'd know who she'd lost

You can't take a hint, can you? I'll tell you straight, take out your dick and fuck it

What are you waiting for? Suck your stepdad's dick and tell your mom it's a family matter